First Adventure Greentext

Many Legs

like "the dwarves of Many Legs are masters of spiders"

tfw my combat log keeps growing and I don't know when to stop including things

ok here is what I got when I finished

>Adventure start

>North contains fungus and food

>East contains raiders

>South contains large glowing (?) crystal

>West contains elaborate cave system, populated mostly by spiders

>Tortenas wants to go north to fungus, everyone else wants to go west to spiders [Band travels west to spiders]

>Tortenas attempts to eat cowê silk [finds allergy]

>Tortenas throws up

>Throw up is collected in a jar by Marc

Spider fight

>The group finds two spiders (Spider A is 30lbs, Spider B is 50lbs)

>Tortenas grapples Spider A

>Jarg traps Spider A with cowê silk

>Spider A likes Tortenas after being fed

>Spider A named Spood-beast

>Burist engages Spider B

>Spider B has leg ripped off

>Spider B is tasted [like "Spicy chewy meat"]

>Burist attempts to lasso Spider B, planning to break it

>Marc and Spider B caught in the lasso

>Marc tries to fuck Spider B after stressing out and becoming lustful

>Spider B is killed

>Yarvis creates "doop" from Spider B's corpse (a kind of spider soup)

>Jarg creates masterpiece spider hat

>Grognak has invented skelington  puns

>Grognak reanimates torn leg from Spider B

>Burist creates spider boots from Spider B

Giant Spider fight caused by Burist exploring

>Burist charges Giant Spider

>Burist is caught in Giant Spider's mouth

>Burist starts to pass-out

>Tortenas trips

>Tortenas falls into Giant Spider's mouth

>Carlos attempts to ride Cowê into battle

>Carlos slips into mouth of Giant Spider

>Spood-beast ignores everyone

>Spood-beast digs through the food supplies for remainder of battle

>Jarg McEstral (wasniahC) helps keep Tortenas and Burist from falling asleep with the power of honk

>Giant Spider attempts to toss contents of mouth

>Burist is thrown from mouth, wakes up from impact against groud

>Burist becomes lustful from stress, attempts to fuck Grognak

>Burist is knocked out by Yarvis's shovel

>Carlos is thrown from the mouth

>Tortenas wiggles deeper into mouth, still conscious

>Yarvis heals Tortenas and Burist

>Marc and Grognak attempt stabbing the Giant Spider, are successful

>Marc poisons the Giant Spider, slowing its movements

>Tortenas avoids the stabs from Marc and Grognak while inside the Giant Spider's Throat

>RIP AND TEAR

>Tortenas does massive damage through grapples and punches

>RIP AND TEAR

>Tortenas exits through the throat

>Carlos stabs his way into the Giant Spider

>RIP AND TEAR

>Carlos exits the other side of the Giant Spider

>Giant Spider dies

>Giant Spider falls on Marc

>Entire band teams up to pull him out

Aftermath of Giant Spider

>Burist starts making MATCHING SETS OF ARMOR from Giant Spider

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|1 masterpiece set    |    (Burist)                |

|1 great set        |    (Tortenas)                |

|3 good sets        |    (Carlos [refused], Marc, Grognak)    |

|2 bad sets        |    (Yarvis, Cow armor)            |

|1 failed set        |                        |

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>Jarg receives left-overs, due to power of bitchin' spider hat being good enough

>Marc makes a nice dagger from chitin

>Carlos breaks a spider fang, glues parts to pitchfork

>Grognak keeps a leg to try reanimating

>Tortenas finds stream and fish, names fish Yarls

>Yarls are non-aggressive

>everyone washes off in stream

>Tortenas takes first watch, no activity

>Burist takes second watch, food seems to be being stolen

>Burist wakes up Jarg to help look for culprit

>Jarg chases culprit away with honks

Start of the next day

>Everyone is well rested

>Band is named

>Stone Legs (Formal name, polite)

>BDSM - Big Damn Spider Molestors (Informal name, considered rude)